Um, show? Yes. BIg show. Long show. As usual, a show that is + 1hr includes a rant. And BOY does this show have a rant in it. About you. Maybe you. If your a retard, then it's about you. We also talk about other stuff. Other, big, fun stuff. Here's a list of things that are on the thing with Kami, Graeme and Ryan.
* It's a very very....MAAAAADWOOOOORLD. Stupid newspapers.
* We discuss scary games again, giving Graeme the goosebumps.
* Demolition - Facebreaker, Tiger Woods '09, Braid and Too Human.
* You can't review a game without playing it. End of story.
* Guitar Hero; Drop outs and Dragonforce.
* Team Fortress 2 is Kami's favourite game ever.
Dude, Seriously? You're going to do this now? Yes, yes we are. It's a CoMutiny, and it's a show. A rather silly one infact. Graeme, Kami and Ryan are joined in the studio by a non-penised one, marking the first girl EVER on the show. Debi S. turns up to add to this chaotic bullshit of an episode, in which we discuss;
* Chrono Trigger on the DS in EU is coming late. Dude, Seriously?
* Gears of War 2 has a violence filter. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everywhere.
* FF11 is illegal. Stop it. STOP IT NOW!
* Games are scary, unless you're Graeme, then you just have balls of fucking steel motherfucker. Grr!
* The first ever Debi says. Debi says; Kami is whipped.
Well what do we have here? Why, it's a CoMutiny! And it's jam packed to the very brim with dead air and awkward moments. Graeme and Kami are once again reuinited with Jake and Ryan, who return to the show to have an ALLLLL star cast (look at all those "L"s) This week we do the talking and the singing
* Nintendo don't like the R4. No, really?
* Fat People = Funny. No, really!
* Prisoners are people too. No? Really!
* Jake gets kicked off the show, as usual. Ya rly!
E3 sucked. GOW2 looks like it will suck. Xbox sucks. Netflix sucks. Living in Europe sucks. Portal:Still Alive sucks. EVERYTHING SUCKS! Kami and Graeme once again traverse the suck, and create their own brand of suck. In this weeks crapfest, the boys discuss.
* Dead Rising on the Wii. That'll suck
* New Sonic games. Those suck
* Little Big Planet level creator. That's gonna suck.
* GTA4 and Bioshock on the PS3? Those suck
* GOW Novels? Guess what... yup. Suck.
Click here to strap your self in for some suck. Suck suck suck suck suck.
Sigh, 'tis the week of fair E3, and the CoMutiny boys are stuck in dreary Scotland, watching the mystery and wonder of 4000 people sitting in a hall watching Cliffy B play GOW2 (Allegedly) from far, far away. However Graeme and Kami are here to remind you that things are awesome, stuff is stupid and to swear like a sailor in the process. Oh and sing Paramore, which isn't gay at all.
* Nintendo reveal Wii-mote V2. New Wiimote Condoms also available for covering it up.
* GTA:CTW DS OMG WTF IMHO RTFA.
* Demolition: Schiznoid and Golf: Tee it Up get the crying baby treatment
* Microsoft announce MMMMMMMiis.... or Homiis, depending on which host you listen to
* Mirror's Edge looks plain, but not simple. Awesome, but not NOT awesome.
* Buy L4D, fuck GOW2
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In 2006 Graeme, Ryan and Kami made this video. Now, in 2008, it has been found on an old hard drive, and will be, embarrassingly, shown to you. Enjoy it. It's kinda goofy.
It's a show. Granted, it's not as long, or as good as last week, but how do you improve on a 10 minute rant about a bad game? Graeme joins Kami for a 2 man show, which we know you love so so so much!
* Hans Zimmer is old, not really, but he is suing Nintendo
* No-one kills themselves over a Wii. NO-ONE!
* Mini-review of Battelfield: Bad Company, and the inception of a new rating scale.
* Activision Vs Gearbox. FIGHT!
* You're suing Rockstar? Have fun with that.
It's a long show. You get an extra little 20 minutes of awesome! Aint that....Awesome? Ryan and Graeme join Kami in the studio this week, and sweat their asses off to bring you their opinions on;
* What would make you buy a Wii? A free XBOX?
* Alex Kidd in Miracle World may just be the best game ever. Kami even convinces Graeme and Ryan
* This kid (see video below) could be the best video game reviewer EVER! His reviews are VERY LIFELIKE!
* Demolition Time! Wooo! Quake Wars, Dark Sector and Bourne Identity fall under the...TNT?
* Alone in the Dark sucks! Big time. REALLY! DON'T BUY IT! Even to see if I'm right or not, DON'T! SERIOUSLY!
* John Mcain causes raunchy renditions of the Medal of Honour Music.
* We talk more Call of Duty; 4 is still awesome, 5 will suck, 6 in space and IW > Treyarch
* ASK DEBI: The first (sorta) in a new miniseries where we ask a non gamer about gamer issues. Racism LOL
If you want to email us it's, as always, CoMutiny@gmail.com
IT'S SO LIFE LIKE!
Well, isn't that an unfamiliar voice lurking deep in my CoMutiny? Jake returns with long hair to the show, and does it old school with Kami. The show that is, not sexual intercourse. Discussions ranged on;
* WiiFit + Women = Destruction. (Hawtness also an acceptable answer)
* Graeme is a fag. Uber uber fag.
* Do our little survey, please?
* Game Show Channel could kick ass, be boring
* The Sun is UP IN ARMS! UP IN ARMS I SAY!
* Red Vs Blue? Always bet Red. ALWAYS!
